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Merry Xmas and Happy New year to all LFFS superheroes, I hope you’re all having the most debouched festive period ever, eating, drinking and partying way too much. As our mantra says, work hard but play harder. So what’s new? I mean that’s the point of newsetters, right? As many of you who actually read these know, it’s been an interesting year, to say the least. But we won’t repeat that emotional rollercoaster and love fest here again. (read previous newsletters, they’re actually pretty good 😂) . But suffice to say, “I love you, man” and will like to take this opportunity to once again thank you all for all your love, support and for bringing the vibes we are famous for to our new fabulous home, you being the Fab obvs. So, what’s new? Well, as the title suggests, we are adding a bit of wellness or woo hoo to spice up our offerings: from January we’ll be offering yoga, a Yin and Hatha class — plus, to help you relax after a trying week, a weekly sound bath class. 🧘♂️ 🕉️. (More deets and info to follow on socials and following newsletter, with timetables etc., watch this space. I mean I know how much you love reading them, lucky you 😅 #riveting #exciting) Plus, incredibly, all will be included in our wonderful class pass for only £50, “say what? “Wowzer!” How we do it? Never you mind 😉 (Drop in will continue to be £8 but Pilates/yoga will be £10 drop in, in line with rebounding/barre/strectching/ballet. The sound bath class will be £15. But, as mentioned earlier, all the above will be included in your monthly class pass. 💥 ) But it gets better, more incredibly we’ve either frozen or dropped our prices for all our ultimate and annual passes, MASSIVE savings. We wanted to reward the committed and all those fed up with the dating apps and want to find true love, us 😉. Plus all those who’ve been on this journey with us 🫶. So we went full commitment mode and we are moving in. 🥶 Frozen (as it's cold outside)
Unlimited monthly class/spin pass: £79 💰 Going against inflation
18 carat gold annual pass: £500 (£100 saving – bigger saving in real terms than last year) 💪 Going against cost of living crisis
Ultimate spin/class pass: £800 (dropped £100 from last year, wow) 🇺🇸 Absorbing Trump's tariffs
Annual spin pass: £600 (dropped £50 from last year, wow again) Find them all on the store page Also for the peeps who want to keep the party spirit going, Pole Dancing has arrived at LFFS. Which will be a stand alone class for the party people and will have its own offerings. 🥳 (check deets in socials and next newsletter) Also, as promised, our new home will become a social hotbed for 2026, a hub for our unique community of freaks and outsiders (me). As well as the Normies. (Again what’s normal? That’s a discussion for another day/newsletter, more info to follow). OK, so that’s all for now, as I know you all need to get back to your family and eat Xmas leftovers and continue to argue with your uncle about the latest conspiracy theory, Moon landing etc, I have my own theories, we’ll speak soon 😉💕
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